☘ A Loving Parody
How Notre Dame Are You?
Deep public scan. Custom satire. Consent is the name you type.
Your name — typing it is the consent
Add anything else after a comma and the scan gets sharper — dorm, major, hometown, the club nobody knows you are in.
Nathan Gafney
George Gardey, CS + Econ, Alumni Hall
Maeve O'Connor, Mendoza, from Chicago
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